TIGER MINUS (HOOKERS, STRIPERS, WAITRESSES AND PORN STARS) EQUALS 79 AT QUAIL HOLLOW

I HAVE A HUGE COMPLAINT. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET TIGER WOODS HIS OLD PORN STARS HOOKERS AND STRIPERS BACK FOR HIM, THE MAN OBVIOUSLY CANNOT PLAY GOLF WITHOUT THEM. THE GOLF CHANNEL WAS CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO HAVE TIGER WOODS PLAYING HIS ENTIRE ROUND OF GOLF ON THEIR STATION ALL AFTERNOON, AND WHAT DID THEY GET, A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED DUDE IN NEED OF A FOURSOME, ONLY I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT GOLF. HE LOOKED MORE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED THAN I DO WHEN THE VIAGRA DOESN'T WORK. HE SHOT A FREAKIN 79, HECK I EVEN SHOT A 79 (OK IT WAS AN 84 AND I TOOK A FEW MULLIGAN'S LOL). NOT ONE PART OF HIS GAME WAS ON AND HE WAS BACK TO HITTING HIS TEE SHOTS ALL OVER THE PLACE, SO MUCH SO  THAT THE FANS WHERE STANDING IN THE FAIRWAY WHEN HE TEED OFF BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY FELT THE SAFEIST NOT TO GET HIT!!!. SO LETS HOPE FOR HIS SAKE THAT MICHAEL JORDAN AND CHARLES BARKLEY HOOK A BROTHER UP THIS WEEK BEFORE THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP OR IT MIGHT TAKE TIGER AN HOUR TO PLAY THE ISLAND GREEN AT 17 AND BREAK 80......





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