HERE COME THE HAWKS ( FINALLY) THE MIGHTY BLACKHAWKS!!!

ALRIGHT ALL YOU FAIR WEATHER BLACKHAWK FANS, THAT ARE BACK ON THE BANDWAGON, THIS BLOGS FOR YOU. WE ALL KNEW WHAT IT WAS GOING TO TAKE FOR THE BLACKHAWKS TO GET GOOD AGAIN " OLD MAN WIRTZ HADDA DIE" (THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL HADDA). HE HAD TO GO TO THE BIG BEER DISTRIBUTOR IN THE SKY. NOW JUST TWO SHORT YEARS LATER, AFTER HIS SONS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, (SORRY) PETER TOOK OVER AND STARTED SHOWING HOME GAMES ON TV, SPENT SOME MONEY ON FREE AGENTS AND DEVELOPED YOUNG TALENT LIKE TOEWS AND (I AIN'T TIPPIN THE CABBIE) KANE, THE BLACKHAWKS 35-12-4-74 POINTS (FIRST IN THE CENTRAL DIVISION) HAVE THE SECOND BEST RECORD IN THE NHL. ATTENDANCE AT UNITED CENTER IS OVER 20,000 AGAIN COMPARED TO 12 TO 14 THOUSAND JUST THREE YEARS AGO AND SPORTS RADIO IS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS. SO DIG UP YOUR OLD EARLY NINETY'S BLACKHAWKS JERSEYS (THAT SAY SAVARD ON THEM) BECAUSE THIS MIGHT BE THE YEAR (HAVEN'T WON SINCE 1961) THEY WIN THE CUP.......






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LUCKY FOR NATE KAEDING (SAN DIEGO KICKER) THEY WEREN'T FLYING HOME

Good thing mister gagger, I mean Nate Kaeding, wasn't flying home after the San Diego Chargers lost to the J-E-T-S jets! jets! jets! 17 to 14, or they might have thrown him off the plane somewhere over Chokeville, Oklahoma. He's a pro bowl kicker, had made his last 20 field goals in a row, and is beloved in So Cal, but he can't kick in the playoffs to save his life. FLASHBACK to Jan 2005 playoff game vs (you guessed it) the Jets in overtime to win it, what happens Mister Shank-a-potimus (see super bowl commercial) misses. The Jets later on, kicked a field goal to win that game too. I feal sorry for this kid, Phillip Rivers and the Chargers but I have a solution, the next time there in the playoffs, GET THIS KID SOME GOOD WEED AND A BIG BONG BEFORE THE GAME AND WATCH THEM GO ALL THE WAY AND WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!


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"MCGWIRE ON ROIDS" GET THE F@#% OUT OF HERE!!!!

TELLING ME MARK MCGWIRE TOOK STEROIDS IS LIKE TELLING ME BARRY BONDS WENT FROM 180LB TO 230LBS BECAUSE HE ATE ALOT. THIS IS ANOTHER IN A LONG LINE SECRETS THAT WAS NOT A SECRET, THAT ARE FINALLY COMING OUT. FIRST CLUE MCGWIRE WAS ON STEROIDS WAS WHEN HIS FOREHEAD STUCK OUT FARTHER THEN HIS NOSE. NEXT BIG SCHOCKER COMING DOWN THE PIKE WILL BE RAFAEL PALMEIRO SAYING THOSE REALLY WEREN'T VITAMIN B12 SHOTS HE WAS INJECTED WITH BUT WERE STERRRROIDSSSS!!!!!! SCHOCKER.

BEARS WIN LAST TWO, REALLY WIN ANOTHER YEAR OF LOVIE

Way to go bears, win the last two games against minn and detroit and what did you win!!! another year of mister excitment Lovie Smith (JUST SHOOT ME NOW). All we needed was Jay cutler to throw another 5 or 6 picks to put him over thirty for the year, have Curtis Ennis (Sorry) Matt Forte run for his usual bone crushing 2.5 yards per carry. loose both games and say good bye to Lovie and say hello Mike shanahan. BUT NOOOOO!!! Cutler has to throw for 8 touch downs and 1 pick and look like Peyton Manning OK Eli Manning, and Forte runs for over a hundred yards and 6 yards a carry, and looks like last year. So instead of Shanahan (local Chicago boy) bringing his 2 Super Bowl rings and offensive mind to Chicago, He's on the Redskin plane going to DC. So say hello to Lovie for another year and get ready for another year of 7-9. and those (cathy chatty) press conferences.





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H-E-L-L-O-E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y it's SCHABES ON SPORTS. i'm Steve schaible. Born and raised in Chicago ( now living in apex nc) I look forward each week to talking about all sports chicago and around the country. I look forward to your feed back on any topic i talk about, but remember my motto is I'M RIGHT YOUR WRONG YOU SUCK. LOL.






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