WAS TIGER WOODS MEA CULPA, (TO THE FANS), NO FREAKIN WAY!!!

THE TIGER WOODS, I'M SOOOOO SORRY PRESS CONFERENCE WAS FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY, TO MEA CULPA TO HIS SPONSORS. OR AS I WOULD SAY, PLANT A BIG WET ONE ON NIKE AND GATORADES (BUTT). IF IT WAS, FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT, THEN HE WOULD HAVE LET ALL THE PRESS (NOT JUST A HAND PICKED FEW) INTO THE CONFERENCE AND LET THEM ASK QUESTIONS YOU KNOW THE FANS WOULD WANT THEM TO ASK. FOR INSTANCE.....

1. SINCE YOUR IN REHAB AND GOT CAUGHT, CAN I HAVE THESE CHICKS PHONE NUMBERS?

2. DID THE PORN STARS THINK YOU WERE SMALL? LOL

3.DID ELIN USE A 3 IRON OR 4 IRON WHEN SHE CHASED YOU DOWN THE DRIVE WAY?

4. AND FINALLY, WHY DOES SEX ADDICTION NEED TO BE REHABED!!!.

SO IN COCLUSION, IF TIGER WOODS HAD A PRESS CONFERENCE LIKE THAT, THEN I WOULD BE MORE APT TO THINK HE WAS SOOOOO SORRY TO THE FANS, BUT AS FOR THIS PRESSER, (NOT SO MUCH).






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DUKE, UNC GAME (EXCITING) BUT THE SHOOTING (NOT SO MUCH)!!!

THE DUKE, UNC GAME LIVED UP TO THE POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE IT DESERVES, BUT THERE WAS MORE BRICK LAYING GOING ON AT THE DEAN SMITH CENTER, THEN AT THE DELL WEBB OVER 55 IN CARY. LET'S RUN DOWN THE SHOOTING STATS FOR BOTH TEAMS.

                                      DUKE:    22-69 - FG 31 %  11-18 FT 61%
                                      UNC:       20-58-  FG 34%   9-16 FT 56%

LARRY  DREW ll  ( NOT REMOTELY TY LAWSON ) WAS 4-15, 1-8 ON 3'S AND MARCUS GINYARD 3-10, 1-5 ON 3'S SINGLE HANDEDLY DENTED THE RIMS FOR UNC, WHILE THE BIG THREE FOR DUKE (SCHEYER, SMITH AND SINGLER) SHOT A COMBINED 18-52. THE DIFFERENCE IN THE GAME WAS DUKE'S OFFENSIVE REBOUNDING AND THREE POINT SHOOTING (9-18). IN MY OPINION UNC WON'T MAKE ANY TOURNAMENT THIS SEASON LET ALONE THE NCAA, BUT DON'T WORRY THE HEELS WILL RELOAD FOR NEXT YEAR AND BE BACK AT THE TOP OF THE ACC AND TITLE PICTURE AGAIN. LET'S HOPE THE NEXT MEETING BETWEEN THESE TWO IN MARCH AT CAMERON INDOOR, WERE THE RIMS ARE NICE AND LOOSE (LISTEN TO MISSED SHOTS NEXT TIME), THE SHOOTING IMPROVES!!!





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IF FREENEY PLAYS, BET THE COLTS AND LAY THE 6 (POINTS THAT IS)

DON'T, I REPEAT DON'T BET THE SUPER BOWL TILL THE LAST MINUTE, UNTIL YOU KNOW IF DEFENSIVE END DWIGHT FREENEY IS HEALTHY. WITHOUT HIM PLAYING AT OR NEAR 100 PERCENT, THE COLTS (WILL NOT) HAVE A PASS RUSH AND DREW BREES WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY. THE COLTS ARE ALREADY THIN ON DEFENSE WITH OUT SAFETY BOB SANDERS (SEASON ENDING SURGERY IN NOVEMBER) SO WITHOUT A HEALTHY FREENEY RUSHING THE QB, I LIKE THE SAINTS, TAKE THE SIX POINTS.


HAPPY BETTING





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THIS WEEK SUCKED IN SPORTS!!!

EXCEPT THE BULLS WON FIVE IN A ROW, AND DERRICK ROSE MADE THE ALL STAR TEAM (NO WON SINCE THE JORDAN ERA). SO I'LL TALK TO ALL YOU LOSERS NEXT WEEK, LOL AFTER THE SUPER BOWL (THAT'S RIGHT I CAN'T SAY SUPER BOWL) TO THOSE PEOPLE FO.




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