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Monday, May 31, 2010

THE TROOPS DEFENDING OUR FREEDOM, ARE THE REAL HEROES.

When I write a blog, I try to talk about a current sports topic in the news, with a little bit of insight, information, and humor. Today on this Memorial day I want to talk about the real heroes we should look up to, our men and women of our armed forces. As I write to you today our main battle is in the moutainous terrain area in Afghanistan, near the Pakistan border. Most of our young men and women in the battlefield aren't even old enough to enjoy a beer in the states like we will today during our barbecues or dinning out. While fighting the war on terror in full gear, in temperatures over 100 degrees this time of year, think about their bravery and dedication to freedom while your enjoying your family and friends on this most important day. All im saying is when you turn on your tv's today to watch your favorite sporting event, pause and reflect how lucky we are to live in the greatest country in the world and how lucky we are to have our troops defend our freedom from these terrorists each and every day and pray for their safe and victorious return......


Happy memorial day


Schabes

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

BLACKHAWKS UP 2-0 AGAINST THE SHARKS!!!

"BREAKING NEWS" THE BLACKHAWKS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THERE NOT LEAVING SAN JOSE AND DECIDED TO PLAY THEIR HOME GAMES ON THE ROAD.....   OK I'M FULL OF S@#T BUT THAT WOULD BE THE SMART MOVE ON THEIR PART. I THINK THE LAST TIME THE HAWKS LOST ON THE ROAD, OLD MAN WIRTZ WAS STILL NOT ALLOWING HOME GAMES ON LOCAL TV!!!   MY TAKE = THE HAWKS SPLIT AT HOME AND TAKE THE SERIES IN S.J. IN 5, AND THEN ITS ON TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS WHERE THEY KICK THE FLYERS ARCE.

PS...   AS LONG AS TOEWS, KANE, AND HOSSA KEEP FLYING AROUND THE ICE, BYFUGLIEN DISRUPTS AND SCORES AROUND THE NET AND NIEMI, (WHO'S THAT GUY!?!!) KEEPS PLAYING GREAT IN GOAL, THE CUP COMES TO CHI-TOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1961 (HULL, MIKITA ETC.....).    ALSO...   BECAUSE THE POKER BOYS BUSTED MY ASS ABOUT TYPING MY BLOG IN CAPS, THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME MY WORDS WILL BE IN YOUR FACEEEE, (BACK TO NORMAL, I GUESS....) DID I SAY NORMAL?.    WHAT'S YOUR TAKE???!!  


THANKS


SCHABES

Monday, May 3, 2010

TIGER MINUS (HOOKERS, STRIPERS, WAITRESSES AND PORN STARS) EQUALS 79 AT QUAIL HOLLOW

I HAVE A HUGE COMPLAINT. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET TIGER WOODS HIS OLD PORN STARS HOOKERS AND STRIPERS BACK FOR HIM, THE MAN OBVIOUSLY CANNOT PLAY GOLF WITHOUT THEM. THE GOLF CHANNEL WAS CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO HAVE TIGER WOODS PLAYING HIS ENTIRE ROUND OF GOLF ON THEIR STATION ALL AFTERNOON, AND WHAT DID THEY GET, A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED DUDE IN NEED OF A FOURSOME, ONLY I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT GOLF. HE LOOKED MORE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED THAN I DO WHEN THE VIAGRA DOESN'T WORK. HE SHOT A FREAKIN 79, HECK I EVEN SHOT A 79 (OK IT WAS AN 84 AND I TOOK A FEW MULLIGAN'S LOL). NOT ONE PART OF HIS GAME WAS ON AND HE WAS BACK TO HITTING HIS TEE SHOTS ALL OVER THE PLACE, SO MUCH SO  THAT THE FANS WHERE STANDING IN THE FAIRWAY WHEN HE TEED OFF BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY FELT THE SAFEIST NOT TO GET HIT!!!. SO LETS HOPE FOR HIS SAKE THAT MICHAEL JORDAN AND CHARLES BARKLEY HOOK A BROTHER UP THIS WEEK BEFORE THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIP OR IT MIGHT TAKE TIGER AN HOUR TO PLAY THE ISLAND GREEN AT 17 AND BREAK 80......





SCHABES