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Friday, February 19, 2010

WAS TIGER WOODS MEA CULPA, (TO THE FANS), NO FREAKIN WAY!!!

THE TIGER WOODS, I'M SOOOOO SORRY PRESS CONFERENCE WAS FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY, TO MEA CULPA TO HIS SPONSORS. OR AS I WOULD SAY, PLANT A BIG WET ONE ON NIKE AND GATORADES (BUTT). IF IT WAS, FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT, THEN HE WOULD HAVE LET ALL THE PRESS (NOT JUST A HAND PICKED FEW) INTO THE CONFERENCE AND LET THEM ASK QUESTIONS YOU KNOW THE FANS WOULD WANT THEM TO ASK. FOR INSTANCE.....

1. SINCE YOUR IN REHAB AND GOT CAUGHT, CAN I HAVE THESE CHICKS PHONE NUMBERS?

2. DID THE PORN STARS THINK YOU WERE SMALL? LOL

3.DID ELIN USE A 3 IRON OR 4 IRON WHEN SHE CHASED YOU DOWN THE DRIVE WAY?

4. AND FINALLY, WHY DOES SEX ADDICTION NEED TO BE REHABED!!!.

SO IN COCLUSION, IF TIGER WOODS HAD A PRESS CONFERENCE LIKE THAT, THEN I WOULD BE MORE APT TO THINK HE WAS SOOOOO SORRY TO THE FANS, BUT AS FOR THIS PRESSER, (NOT SO MUCH).






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